Salesman Quotes

We’ve sourced some of the most interesting and thought-provoking Salesman Quotes from Melissa Leo, Alexander Gustafsson, Herb Ritts, Woody Allen, Confucius. Each of the following quotes is overflowing with creativity, and knowledge.

Why do we have to pretend we're not in the sales game?

Why do we have to pretend we’re not in the sales game? I didn’t sign on to be a salesman. I signed on to be an actor.
Melissa Leo
I’ve never been a talker. I’ve never been a good salesman when it comes to selling fights.
Alexander Gustafsson
Well, I liked it – that was the main thing. I liked it, but I didn’t think of it in terms of a career. I didn’t really know; I didn’t really think about it. One thing just led to another until finally I quit my job as a salesman and found myself working as a photographer.
Herb Ritts
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most.
Confucius
I was a salesman just out of college, traveling all over American roads in the cause of selling handbags to stores that would in turn sell them to American women, not unlike my father had done.
Tom Junod
To make money, I did portraits . The truth is so bizarre! I’m kind of embarrassed. I was like a 19th-century pirate painter. I’d say, ‘Your mom would love a painting of you!’ A salesman! I’d hawk paintings.
Taylor Negron
I’m going to be the unapologetic chief advocate, chief salesman for American agriculture products around the world. You grow ’em, we’re going to sell ’em.
Sonny Perdue
Times change. The farmer’s daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
Unless you’re a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don’t call someone by his name that often.
Patricia Marx
My first sales assessment, they tell you your strong points, and they told me I was the emotional salesman, the one who could really connect with people by making them feel comfortable. Once someone told me that, I couldn’t get past how manipulative it made me feel.
Katie Nolan
I saw an ad for an expensive car and got so excited about it, I called the dealer. ‘How are those new cars?’ I asked. ‘They’re fine,’ he said. I thought he’d offer to let me drive it for a weekend. He didn’t. I expected a salesman to call. No one did. I didn’t buy the car.
Stanley Marcus
I’m in the theater because of two plays: ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’ and ‘Death of a Salesman.’
Mike Nichols
When I became proficient as a salesman I was invited to teach new hires.
Zig Ziglar
Miller didn’t write Death of a Salesman. He released it. It was there inside him, waiting to be turned loose. That’s the measure of its merit.
Elia Kazan
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
Al Franken
My dad being a salesman taught me you can sell anybody anything if you’ve got the ability to believe.
Marilyn Manson
I wanted to be in the FBI. I also wanted to be a pie salesman.
Shirley Temple
Donald Trump doesn’t necessarily stay mad for very long. He’s a transactional guy. If you can offer him something, he will take it. Or from a salesman’s point of view, if he’s not making the sale, you’re of no use to him. But if you suddenly come back into the showroom and are willing to buy, he’s willing to sell.
Michael Wolff
My father is a retired army captain and banking software salesman, and my mother is an English teacher.
Jim Parrack
When I was an adolescent in England, at school we had to read ‘Death of a Salesman.’ I remember feeling incredibly moved by the portrayal of these people and the idea with which Miller broached the whole subject of failure or failed systems, or the way that people are crushed by a system in which they find themselves.
Simon McBurney
At one point my dad called me and said, ‘You have always been a great salesman. I think it’s time you come home and sell swimming pools.’
Courteney Cox
I don’t like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.
Early Wynn
No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization.
Matthew Lesko
My dad was the 10th of 11 children. My mother has three brothers. My dad was a salesman, my mum was a school nurse.
Sofia Helin
We have this perceived illusion of what the fashion designer does. As an industry, we make it out that this one individual changes the entire face of the earth. I have never said ‘me’; it’s always ‘we.’ I am just the big salesman.
Jonathan Anderson
My dad being a salesman taught me you can sell anybody anything if you’ve got the ability to believe.
Marilyn Manson
Unless you’re a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don’t call someone by his name that often.
Patricia Marx
People worship anyone in the entertainment industry. You can be a used-car salesman and have a television commercial on the local station, and that makes you a celebrity.
Mark Foster
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
Al Franken
By failing to read or listen to poets, society dooms itself to inferior modes of articulation: those of the politician, the salesman or the charlatan… In other words, it forfeits its own evolutionary potential.
Joseph Brodsky
I’m my own salesman. I can’t let anybody do anything for me.
Fred Durst
I’m going to be the unapologetic chief advocate, chief salesman for American agriculture products around the world. You grow ’em, we’re going to sell ’em.
Sonny Perdue
Nobody is gonna love you like you. You’re gonna be your best salesman.
T.I.
Not offering this kind of guarantee means that they do not believe in their product enough, and they do not care about if a salesman is over promising or over selling their product.
Matthew Lesko
In business, you’re the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand.
Barbara Corcoran
I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman.
Ashton Kutcher
Actually, when I first started dabbling in photography, I was still working for my parents as a salesman.
Herb Ritts
We have a product for sale called news, and I’m a salesman.
Shepard Smith
‘Death of a Salesman’ is a brilliant taxonomy of the spiritual atrophy of mid-twentieth-century white America.
John Lahr
But on a utilitarian level, I realize that to try to accomplish the greatest good for the greatest number of people, sometimes we have to become salesmen for what we believe, and part of being a salesman is being effective.
Moby
My dad was in the army. World War II. He got his college education from the army. After World War II he became an insurance salesman. Really, I didn’t know my dad very well. He and my mother split up after the war. I was raised by my maternal grandmother and grandfather, and by my mother.
Al Pacino
In Britain, the idea one could go from blue-collar beginnings to the university was so far out, it was quite unthinkable. I took a variety of jobs to pay for tuition – from ice-cream salesman to night-club bouncer. Whatever earned the most money in the least time.
Norman Foster
Like most people, I was not able to start selling my stories right away. So I had many other jobs along the way to becoming a writer, including toy maker, gravedigger, cookware salesman, and assembly line worker. Eventually, I became an elementary teacher and worked with second and fourth graders.
Bruce Coville
Certainly it’s a business and you’ve got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you’ve got two guys doing the same thing, you don’t need one of them.
Jerry Lawler
Certainly it’s a business and you’ve got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you’ve got two guys doing the same thing, you don’t need one of them.
Jerry Lawler
Times change. The farmer’s daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
Mitt Romney talks a lot about all the things he’s fixed. I can tell you that Massachusetts wasn’t one of them. He’s a fine fellow and a great salesman, but as governor he was more interested in having the job than doing it.
Deval Patrick
I’m a great salesman when I believe in a product that somebody else is producing, but I always feel very awkward and clumsy asking for money for my work.
Mark Waid
I can sell anything that I totally believe in, but I’m a horrible salesman of something I don’t believe in.
Nick Woodman
I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.
David Hyde Pierce
I’m not much of a salesman. I prefer the soft sell and the honest approach.
Marc Guggenheim
The best of merchandise will go back to the shelf unless handled by a conscientious, tactful salesman.
James Cash Penney
I have a definite talent for convincing people to try something new. I am a good salesman. When I’m on form, I can sell anything.
Brian Eno
I think the most important thing about coaching is that you have to have a sense of confidence about what you’re doing. You have to be a salesman, and you have to get your players, particularly your leaders, to believe in what you’re trying to accomplish on the basketball floor.
Phil Jackson
I was a car salesman, if you can believe it.
Chris Stapleton
My first paying gig was a play called ‘The Voice of the Prairie’ at a theater that no longer exists in Chicago called Wisdom Bridge. I played a fast-talking radio huckster – a salesman of crystal sets in the 1920s – and I actually won an award. Look at that! And then promptly didn’t get hired for a year.
Denis O’Hare
Before boxing I was a car salesman but I was horrible at it and had to make a living elsewhere.
Michael Buffer
I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don’t think I’m as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people – which is why I think I did so well.
Kevin Hart
I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.
David Hyde Pierce
I have been working since I was 20, and I’m 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I think I could have made that much as a waiter or an insurance salesman. You know, I spent so many years in my 20’s making $10,000 a year.
Sebastian Junger
I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you’re playing a car salesman, you don’t want to be an OK car salesman, you want to play the best car salesman.
Aaron Tveit
You want to try and bring a character to life in an honest a way as you possibly can. It doesn’t matter whether he’s a doctor, an actor, a car salesman or a captain of a starship. If you can bring truth and honesty to that character, then your audience will believe you.
Scott Bakula
My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate – he didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
Al Franken
I worked as a telemarketer for an SAT-prep company. That was the worst of it, because I had to call people in post-Katrina New Orleans and offer them this very, very expensive SAT class. And I’m not even a good salesman.
Kate McKinnon
I have quite a handful of projects here in Tollygunje film industry. There are films like ‘Aschorjo Prodip,’ where I essay a modern day salesman, and others like Aparna Sen’s ‘Gaynar Baksho.’ Let the audience judge me for these roles.
Saswata Chatterjee
Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don’t ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.
Merv Griffin
I’m in the theater because of two plays: ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’ and ‘Death of a Salesman.’
Mike Nichols
Forty-six years after my parents’ journey from India, here I am, the grandson of a spare auto parts salesman and a file clerk, tapped by the President of the United States to be the nation’s chief communications regulator.
Ajit Pai
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Paul Lynde
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
Al Franken
In my case, I make it clear to the brand that I’m not a salesman. I can show your product as if I use it every day in my daily life but I won’t tell people to buy it.
Bhuvan Bam
Nobody is gonna love you like you. You’re gonna be your best salesman.
T.I.
I am a salesman, I am an executive, I look at budgets, I think about power politics, but then I am also a creative person.
Noah Hawley
‘Death Of A Salesman,’ ‘Streetcar Named Desire,’ these are the things that, when I was growing up, made me want to be an artist.
Charles Bock
Forty-six years after my parents’ journey from India, here I am, the grandson of a spare auto parts salesman and a file clerk, tapped by the President of the United States to be the nation’s chief communications regulator.
Ajit Pai
I’m not much of a salesman. I prefer the soft sell and the honest approach.
Marc Guggenheim
My father is a retired army captain and banking software salesman, and my mother is an English teacher.
Jim Parrack
Before boxing I was a car salesman but I was horrible at it and had to make a living elsewhere.
Michael Buffer
A successful swindler has to be a great salesman even more than a great actor.
David Suchet
To be a dean, you have to be a salesman as well as a scholar.
John Quelch
Miller didn’t write Death of a Salesman. He released it. It was there inside him, waiting to be turned loose. That’s the measure of its merit.
Elia Kazan
My dad was a meat peddler who drove a refrigerated truck. He bought his meat in Sheboygan, Wis., and sold it to stores in the region. He was a terrific salesman. People loved and trusted him, and he never let anyone down.
Tony Shalhoub
I wasn’t a very good salesman.
Sharon Van Etten
Their educations ended with high school – my father going to work as a clerk and then salesman in a company dealing in printing and stationary, and my mother working as a secretary and then bookkeeper in a firm of wool merchants.
Martin Lewis Perl
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
Janet Reno
Daddy was a salesman and away a lot, always working. My mom took me to the movies on Thursday nights because it was dish night, when they gave you a free dish along with your movie ticket.
Valerie Harper
My older brother’s a cricket groundsman, my other brother’s a salesman, and my younger brother’s a trader in the City.
Daniel Mays
Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
Bela Lugosi
To be a dean, you have to be a salesman as well as a scholar.
John Quelch
Their educations ended with high school – my father going to work as a clerk and then salesman in a company dealing in printing and stationary, and my mother working as a secretary and then bookkeeper in a firm of wool merchants.
Martin Lewis Perl
I really enjoy theater. I just went to see ‘Death of a Salesman,’ and it knocked me on my ass.
Jason Reitman
‘Death Of A Salesman’ is a great acting job.
Ken Stott
The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most.
Confucius
I am a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas.
Martin Kippenberger
I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you’re playing a car salesman, you don’t want to be an OK car salesman, you want to play the best car salesman.
Aaron Tveit
I saw an ad for an expensive car and got so excited about it, I called the dealer. ‘How are those new cars?’ I asked. ‘They’re fine,’ he said. I thought he’d offer to let me drive it for a weekend. He didn’t. I expected a salesman to call. No one did. I didn’t buy the car.
Stanley Marcus
The best of merchandise will go back to the shelf unless handled by a conscientious, tactful salesman.
James Cash Penney
I had a father who was a traveling salesman.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
I wanted to be in the FBI. I also wanted to be a pie salesman.
Shirley Temple
I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
P. J. O’Rourke