Oscar Levant Quotes

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I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don’t drink. I don’t like it. It makes me feel good.
Oscar Levant
Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.
Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends… they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
Oscar Levant
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Oscar Levant
I’m a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Oscar Levant
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
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I am no more humble than my talents require.
Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
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I think a lot of Bernstein – but not as much as he does.
Oscar Levant
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
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I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
I’ve given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
I don’t drink. I don’t like it. It makes me feel good.
Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Oscar Levant
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant
So little time and so little to do.
Oscar Levant
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he’s full of indecision.
Oscar Levant
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Oscar Levant
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he’s full of indecision.
Oscar Levant
I’m a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Oscar Levant
So little time and so little to do.
Oscar Levant
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Oscar Levant
Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.
Oscar Levant
I think a lot of Bernstein – but not as much as he does.
Oscar Levant