Marriage Quotes

We’ve sourced some of the most interesting and thought-provoking Marriage Quotes from Aishwarya R. Dhanush, H. L. Mencken, Dianne Feinstein, Akhil Akkineni, Molly Ivins. Each of the following quotes is overflowing with creativity, and knowledge.

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My parents are conservative. They really weren’t in support of us dating before marriage.
Aishwarya R. Dhanush
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
H. L. Mencken
For the life of me, I don’t understand what honest motive there is in putting this in front of this body to philosophically debate marriage on a constitutional amendment that is not going to happen, and which is enormously divisive in all of our communities.
Dianne Feinstein
I see marriage as a new beginning in my life.
Akhil Akkineni
Anyone who watched George W. and Karl Rove while the former was governor of Texas will recognize a familiar pattern. Like much of Bush’s social policy – from faith-based social services to railing against gay marriage – women’s issues are one of the bones they’ve decided they can throw to the Christian right.
Molly Ivins
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
Ann Bancroft
It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time, remembering to love, to honor, to respect. It is a practice, a discipline, worthy of every moment.
Jasmine Guy
Time turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives; And marriage and death and division Make barren our lives.
Algernon Charles Swinburne
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill
For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
Al Goldstein
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Peter De Vries
We need to look through the lens of disparities whether it’s with health or housing or other issues for the LGBTQ community. It’s beyond just marriage, right? We need to get into that mindset in terms of where are these disparities and how do we address them.
Katie Hill
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
Jeremy Taylor
I was a Christian. I didn’t want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
Jimmy Carr
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Irwin Corey
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Eddie Cantor
When I was younger, I wanted to marry early, like at 23. Year by year, I found things I wanted to do, and the thought of marriage disappeared. But I don’t want to marry too late. Around 31?
Park Shin-hye
I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.
Darrell Royal
Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone’s right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional.
Stockwell Day
I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. I’ve got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, I’ve got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman.
James Ellroy
I am a big, confident, happy woman who had a loving childhood, a pleasant career, and a wonderful marriage. I feel very lucky.
Maeve Binchy
When you’re suddenly pregnant and no one is standing by your side, even if you’re in your 30s, it’s a hard conversation. I’m a traditional girl, and I believe in marriage, and I just always thought that’s the way I’d be doing this.
Bridget Moynahan
The institution of marriage works better when there’s a spiritual connection. If you’re marrying just for the sake of the woman, then you may lose interest in each other very soon. When we marry in the interest of the Holy Spirit with the intention of serving God and humanity, then it gives a much larger perspective.
A. R. Rahman
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck
I have a mental age of about 17. Far too young for marriage.
Benny Hill
President Bush has a record of cutting taxes, has provided a prescription drug benefit for seniors, has upheld the Second Amendment and remains committed to stopping liberal activists judges who are redefining marriage.
Bill Shuster
Neither man nor woman is perfect or complete without the other. Thus, no marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to reach its full potential until husbands and wives, mothers and fathers, men and women work together in unity of purpose, respecting and relying upon each other’s strengths.
Sheri L. Dew
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
St. Jerome
The priesthood is a marriage. People often start by falling in love, and they go on for years without realizing that love must change into some other love which is so unlike it that it can hardly be recognized as love at all.
Iris Murdoch
They say marriage will change you but it didn’t change me. Being in love changed me.
R. Kelly
My grandfather used to write one sentence every day in his journal: ‘I love Anne more than ever today.’ I think that was his meditation – keeping him in his marriage, and also his appreciation for it. It was very touching.
Justin Theroux
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
Bette Davis
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther
I’m not for gay marriage, but I’m not for discriminating against people.
Joel Osteen
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.
Florence King
Career and marriage don’t have to do anything with each other.
Ayesha Takia
Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
Sumner Redstone
It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.
Spike Milligan
All of us, wherever we happen to stand on the marriage equality issue, can agree that all our children deserve the opportunity to live in a loving, caring, committed, and stable home, protected equally under the law.
Martin O’Malley
In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.
Robert Louis Stevenson
It’s not someone else’s responsibility to honor my marriage. It’s my responsibility.
David Duchovny
Marriage is a kind of prison for anyone who’s miserable in it – men and women alike – and anyone who’s suffered through difficult periods in marriage dreams of escape from it.
Adam Ross
I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage. But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that’s not what America’s about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don’t contract them.
Barack Obama
When my marriage broke up… I had just put on 45 pounds for my ‘Shall We Dance?’ character. I had to eat 10,000 calories a day just to put on weight while training with Tony Dovolani. I basically stayed in bed for a six-month rotation of depression naps. Dance helped me lose the weight.
Lisa Ann Walter
But to sustain a marriage for 50 years, you have to get real a little bit and find someone who is understanding and who you can grow with. My mom always says, ‘Marry the man who loves you a millimeter more.’
Ali Larter
Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administration simply has no knowledge of politics or government. You are his choice in a political marriage, and he expects your absolute loyalty.
Hubert H. Humphrey
Of course, the simple explanation of the fact is that marriage is the most important act of man’s life in Europe or America, and that everything depends upon it.
Lafcadio Hearn
Mama and Daddy King represent the best in manhood and womanhood, the best in a marriage, the kind of people we are trying to become.
Coretta Scott King
Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.
Juan Antonio Samaranch
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Dennis Miller
My first marriage was ruined by feminist indoctrination.
Mike Cernovich
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein
Marriage is obsolete and a trap.
Catherine Deneuve
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest – never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.
Ann Landers
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
Simone Signoret
In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted Kennedy.
Michael Kinsley
Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit.
Margaret Cavendish
Perhaps my problem in marriage – and it is the problem of many women – was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage.
Hedy Lamarr
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Phil Spector
The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.
Dolly Parton
The social relations which are the basis of the reproduction of the species are founded upon the continuous union of parents in marriage.
Maria Montessori
Marriage to Fernando offered shelter and security, but the shackle was the price I’d pay.
Esther Williams
I found it an interesting portrait of a marriage in exploring notions of how one partner supports the other, whilst not jeopardizing the greater good – which is the family.
Rachel Griffiths
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
William Shakespeare
When Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed the same-sex marriage bill, my blood was boiling. I had been silent, but that night, Brad and I watched the news and saw all these young people pouring out on Santa Monica Boulevard venting their rage, and I said, ‘I have to speak out.’
George Takei
I would like it to be known that I have decided not to marry Group Capt. Peter Townsend. Mindful of the church’s teaching that Christian marriage is indissoluble, and conscious of my duty to the Commonwealth, I have resolved to put these considerations before any others.
Princess Margaret
If a marriage doesn’t work, you can’t do anything about it. I am not the kind who’ll stick on under false pretences.
Rekha
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
I married my husband because I loved him, and I don’t feel like there’s anybody missing from our marriage, but when you think about this person that you love, and you think about what a wonderful thing it would be to bring another person like that into this world, I think that’s the hardest part about all of it.
Aisha Tyler
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced ‘mirage’.
Herbert Spencer
My marriage? Up to now everything’s okay. But it’s a real marriage – imperfect and very difficult. It’s all about people evolving somewhat simultaneously through their lives. I think we’ve emotionally evolved.
Jamie Lee Curtis
That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage.
Jesse Helms
When I heard the royal family wanted to have me perform in celebration of Prince William’s marriage, I knew I had to give them a little something. ‘Wet’ is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin’.
Snoop Dogg
Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it’s living together, or being with six partners, or dedicating your life to taking care of flowers.
Sandra Bullock
I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.
Kyle Chandler
You can propose marriage naked or in handcuffs, but no one is going to agree to forsake all others for a man in shorts. You can’t declare war in shorts or deliver a eulogy in shorts.
A. A. Gill
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s spirits.
John Gay
The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
Jackie Kennedy
It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it’s separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland
It is so beautiful that when you watch the film, the marriage between the visuals, the music and the storytelling is seamless.
Amit Trivedi
I don’t want marriage. You know why? Because I did that. I did it for 32 years.
Lynn Redgrave
Of course I love being in love – but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.
Alexander Theroux
Of all actions of a man’s life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life tis most meddled with by other people.
John Selden
I know plenty of people my age that will never get married because they genuinely believe the false cultural meme that marriage has sadly become. There’s only one problem. It’s completely untrue.
Steven Crowder
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
Marriage has given me the gift of compassion.
Ayesha Curry
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
Oliver Goldsmith
I might be celibate, but I appreciate the wonder of the sacrament of marriage.
Keith O’Brien
On the question of marriage, as in all other respects, Lutheranism is a compromise, a bridge between two logical views of the universe: the Catholic-Christian and the Individualistic Monist. And bridges are made to go over, not to stand upon.
Ellen Key
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Michel de Montaigne
When I was young, I too enjoyed the charm of the glitzy world of movies. Life changed for me after marriage. My priority and focus was my family.
Waheeda Rehman
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
Alain de Botton
A man’s love, till it has been chastened and fastened by the feeling of duty which marriage brings with it, is instigated mainly by the difficulty of pursuit.
Anthony Trollope
In the face of love, everyone is equal. Let everyone have the freedom to love and to pursue their happiness. I am Tsai Ing-wen, and I support marriage equality.
Tsai Ing-wen
In a way, fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb.
Miroslav Volf
I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.
Bette Davis
After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Helen Rowland
When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together. I’d heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.
Courteney Cox
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C. S. Lewis
To us marriage is first, everything else is second.
Julie Benz
I married beneath me, all women do.
Nancy Astor
I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying.
Barack Obama
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther
More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
Rainer Maria Rilke
The truth is that cleaning up socks and trying to get someone to really listen to you is marriage. It’s less sweep you off your feet and more sweep the kitchen four times a day. Like everything good in life, it’s 98% back-breaking work and 2% moments that make the work worthwhile.
Glennon Doyle Melton
Anything that you do in life, whether it’s work or a relationship or marriage, you get into it with a lot of positivity.
Nayanthara
It is my belief that no matter how advanced man may become in science, technology, systems, and knowledge, he can never improve on the foundational precepts of marriage as the bedrock of social development.
Myles Munroe
My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don’t have one.
Robert Kiyosaki
I oppose any attempt to grant homosexual unions the same legal privileges that civil government affords to traditional marriage and family life.
Todd Akin
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t.
Sacha Guitry
‘Marley and Me’ was a book I was proud of and believed in, but I thought it would just have a modest audience because it is such a personal story about my marriage and my family.
John Grogan
After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don’t agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!
Jacques Pepin
Traditional marriage is what should be sanctioned.
Jeb Bush
Before marriage, I was a very shy person with mood swings. But, now I can balance that and have become a better and stronger person.
Navya Nair
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Friedrich Nietzsche
It works much like a marriage, an old marriage. You’ve got to work on it.
Dick Smothers
I felt that, in some ways, my novels lacked heart because of the distance between me and the subject matter. But no one wants to read a book based on good health, a happy upbringing, a long marriage.
Jim Crace
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce
I’d love for Samantha to continue acting after our marriage. She has worked hard to achieve her stardom. Unlike me, she had no family empire to back her career in Telugu cinema.
Naga Chaitanya
On the one hand, the idea of marriage and the sort of traditional family life repulses me. But on the other hand, I long for it, you know what I mean? I’m constantly in conflict with things. And it is because of my past and my upbringing and the journey that I’ve been on.
Madonna Ciccone
While religious institutions should be able to pick and choose which unions they bless, civil governments should issue marriage licenses to all couples.
Richard Grenell
The submission of her body without love or desire is degrading to the woman’s finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding.
Margaret Sanger
Dancing along with family members and old friends, especially during a marriage, is a memorable experience.
The Great Khali
I feel that whoever isn’t feeling settled in their career won’t think about their marriage.
Ram Charan
Our marriage is strictly in name only. It has never been consummated.
LaToya Jackson
Marriage is an exercise in torture.
Frances Conroy
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
Michel de Montaigne
Do I support the idea of gay marriage? No, I don’t.
Kirk Cameron
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
Mae West
The corporate right fires up the religious right against gay marriage and abortion and uses their votes to push their deregulation and tax cuts for the rich. It’s an old trick. The House of Saud has the same arrangement with the Mullahs in Saudi Arabia.
Adam McKay
One hopes, of course, that a relationship grows and becomes a deep and wonderful marriage and friendship that lasts forever. But that’s not always the case.
Alana Stewart
The marriage state was designed to complete the sum of human happiness in this life. It sometimes proves otherwise, but this is owing to the parties themselves, who either rush into it without due consideration or fail in point of discretion in their conduct towards each other afterwards.
Samuel Adams
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Benjamin Disraeli
I have a lot of skepticism about marriage and monogamy.
Rashida Jones
Marriage is like life – it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.
Robert Louis Stevenson
And my marriage was perfect when I wasn’t famous.
Damon Wayans
To be here in America so soon after the Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage and at the birth of the Caitlyn phenomena feels so timely. It feels perfect for my universe to collide with Caitlyn’s, but on a purely personal level, I just think she is utterly fabulous and brave.
Boy George
Daddy was real gentle with kids. That’s why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.
Loretta Lynn
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
Enid Bagnold
Gay rights are not primarily marriage rights, and for the millions who live in unaccepting places with no resources, dignity remains elusive. I am lucky to have forged meaning and built identity, but that’s still a rare privilege. And gay people deserve more, collectively, than the crumbs of justice.
Andrew Solomon
I think that marriage is, dare I say it, between a man and a woman, hopefully for life and there are all sorts of other relationships which should be acknowledged and recognised, but I don’t know that they can be recognised as marriage.
Tony Abbott
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.
Eddie Cantor
I’ve never thought about marriage or children.
James May
I think it’s something that needs to be said – that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and there’s nothing wrong with it.
Tia Mowry
I have a theory: I believe that with the advent of the United States and the lawful definition of marriage, it was defined as between one man and one woman. It was anti-polygamy, in effect saying no man can hoard his women.
Ariel Pink
Within 18 months of my parents’ marriage in 1900, my mother fell in love with an Englishman who would have described himself as a gentleman but who was, in fact, nothing more than a devious adventurer.
Paul Mellon
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Charles Caleb Colton
In mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible he still is to younger women. How they turn their hearts to stone and more or less commit a murder of their marriage I just don’t know, but they do.
Earl Warren
You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting it’s going to last forever, and you have a lot of ways you dream about the future. You have all these expectations, and then you have to adjust those expectations, and it can be a very unnerving, confusing time.
Jenna Fischer
Marriage is all about finding that special someone. One you are attracted to instantly and forever.
Akshaye Khanna
There is a strong view in Nigeria, as in many other cultures, that a marriage is not complete without children. I don’t agree; I’m wary of the idea that people have to have some particular functionality in order to be full members of society.
Ayobami Adebayo
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson
God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
Francis Picabia
Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.
Franz Kafka
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Thornton Wilder
I should have been out there having a wild time like all the other girls my age, but I wasn’t. I was going home every night to what was, initially, a very happy marriage.
Amanda Holden
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Mignon McLaughlin
For after my marriage I had made various attempts to write fiction. They were clearly failures.
Mary Augusta Ward
I’m now in my late 30s, and I’ve been thinking a lot about marriage and family. To be honest, I’ve decided to push aside thoughts of marriage and personal questions for now.
Gong Yoo
We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle.
Jerry Falwell
To an honest judge, the alleged marriage between religion and science is a shallow, empty, spin-doctored sham.
Richard Dawkins
I’ll say this: The media wasn’t invited to my marriage, and they’re definitely not invited into the divorce.
Ryan Reynolds
Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.
Marc Webb
Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.
Jayne Meadows
In marriage, there’s a lot of ignoring each other, which is hard to fake on-screen.
Paul Bettany
I want to have the kind of marriage that will last forever. The kind of marriage that will make my kids want to get married.
Riya Sen
I kind of go back and forth about marriage and kids. I feel like, if it’s an organic way for me and the right time in my life, then, yeah.
Jessica Biel
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
Forever, it was just soccer – passion, life, love. Then I got married, and I had to transfer some of my energy. I want to be my best for my country, but I also made a really big promise and choice to be the best in my marriage. That has not always been the easiest thing to manage.
Abby Wambach
I have gone from one relationship to a marriage and stepchildren.
Daryl Hall
Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It’s a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn’t work out, they can’t take that away from you.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The irrationality of disgust suggests it is unreliable as a source of moral insight. There may be good arguments against gay marriage, partial-birth abortions and human cloning, but the fact that some people find such acts to be disgusting should carry no weight.
Paul Bloom
Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.
Marilyn Monroe
A troubled marriage can be as hazardous to physical health as cigarette smoking.
Robert J. Waldinger
No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq.
Dick Morris
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is anti-romantic – husband and wife are terms like ‘turkey’ and ‘goose.’ Worse, they denote ownership.
Thomas McGuane
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I’m deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
Harry Connick, Jr.
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Pearl S. Buck
I feel that heterosexual marriage is the more excellent way, and it surely is approved holy by the Holy Bible, and it holds so many more possibilities: the possibilities of having children of both the mother and father, the male and the female.
Robert H. Schuller
Marriage is a blood sport. Marriage is jousting. It’s disembowelment. It’s just terrible, terrible visceral injuries. It’s not for everybody.
Aisha Tyler
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Sydney Smith
Sadly, marriage has become a punchline in today’s society. From referring to the wife as ‘the old ball and chain’ to nearly every poorly written sitcom that we watch, the message we’re sending to today’s generation is clear… Marriage = no fun.
Steven Crowder
The romantic person instinctively sees marriage in terms of emotions, but what a couple actually gets up to together over a lifetime has much more in common with the workings of a small business. They must draw up work rosters, clean, chauffeur, cook, fix, throw away, mind, hire, fire, reconcile, and budget.
Alain de Botton
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce Brothers
I wasn’t looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man – a geologist, an Ernest Hemingway type. But Paul and I married because of convention.
Linda McCartney
I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson
May these vows and this marriage be blessed.
Rumi
I have a terrific marriage, but unlike a lot of relationships where they ebb and flow, no matter what happens you fall deeper and deeper in love every day. It’s kind of the best thing that can happen to you. It’s thrilling.
Hugh Jackman
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin
When I talk about the importance of the institution of marriage, I think of the commitment and the significance of standing in front of those closest to you and promising fidelity to your partner ’til death do you part.’
Mark Udall
I rise today in support of Bill C-38, the Civil Marriage Act. I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded, rights are protected and the people of this land are treated as equals under the law.
Paul Martin
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
I feel birth, death, marriage is destined, and these things can’t be manipulated. I have surrendered my life completely. So, whenever it happens, I will accept it.
Sakshi Tanwar
Most kids just follow the cycle. My grandfather didn’t finish high school. My father didn’t, and I didn’t. But you can break the cycle. You can have a successful marriage and be a good father.
Eric D. Thomas
A significant fraction of evangelical voters appear more likely to ignore the candidates’ specific economic and foreign policy platforms in favor of concerns about gay marriage or abortion.
Lawrence M. Krauss
In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving – instead of actually getting up and leaving.
Erica Jong
I don’t want to go into a marriage just because of my age – too many people make that mistake. But of course I’d like to be married one day – I dream of having children because I adore kids so, so much.
Shilpa Shetty
When our children obey the Lord and go to the temple to receive their blessings and enter into the marriage covenant, they enter into the same order of the priesthood that God instituted in the very beginning with father Adam.
Ezra Taft Benson
Of course I believe in love despite four divorces. There is nobody who doesn’t believe in love. But marriage – that fits some people but obviously not me.
Sean Bean
Alzheimer’s disease is never an ‘accident’ in a marriage. It falls under the purview of God’s sovereignty. In the case of someone with Alzheimer’s, this means God’s unconditional and sacrificial love has an opportunity to be even more gloriously displayed in a life together.
Joni Eareckson Tada
There’s a stigma about reality shows and the people who star in them. Reality shows mean your career will end, your marriage will be cursed, you have to fight and/or throw a drink, or you’re going to end up broke and a has-been when the series ends.
Angela Yee
That a marriage ends is less than ideal; but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating, then nothing real succeeds.
John Updike
Like me, the great majority of Americans wish both to preserve the traditional definition of marriage and to oppose bias and intolerance directed towards gays and lesbians.
Mitt Romney
I would say that the surest measure of a man’s or a woman’s maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he creates in his marriage, and the pleasure and inspiration he provides for his spouse.
Benjamin Spock
I do not think the gay population has been all that rabid for gay marriage. Note that I do not use the words ‘gay community.’ Expunge that expression from your vocabulary. We are not a community.
Larry Kramer
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
We want our marriage to be a triumph, not a tragedy.
Joyce Meyer
I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I’d rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.
Kirstie Alley
Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage.
Hesiod
Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
Cher
I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.
Dennis Rodman
It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort.
Jessica Savitch
So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
Ellen DeGeneres
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
Regarding marriage, it – somehow, it didn’t happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is the Mother and the Father, the male and the female, sort of gradually having their marriage.
Bede Griffiths
Marriage equality – I think that it’s a constitutionally guaranteed right. Let’s end the drug wars. Let’s balance the federal budget, and that means reforming the entitlements – Medicaid, Medicare.
Gary Johnson
The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
Doug Stanhope
The death of marriage has been announced so often and would seem so normal, in a sense. So what’s surprising is the sheer longevity and tenacity of this institution.
Alain de Botton
My father was very big on marriage.
Sidney Poitier
I have become more and more afraid about marriage and parenting. I think it’s because I am getting older. Of course, there will be a lot to learn, and I also know that the experience will help in my acting.
Gong Yoo
My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Ben Carson
There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage.
Richard G. Scott
Marriage is a school itself. Also, having children. Becoming a father changed my whole life. It taught me as if by revelation.
Abraham Maslow
I have a wonderful marriage and two great kids.
Kelly Preston
It’s a lot of work to make a marriage work. Just because you have been married for a while doesn’t mean you can sit back and relax. You still have to be on your toes. A marriage needs constant attention.
Malaika Arora Khan
I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.
Carson Daly
Do not measure your marriage by how much love you feel today: measure it by how much love you’ve offered today.
Glennon Doyle Melton
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
Moliere
The great marriages are partnerships. It can’t be a great marriage without being a partnership.
Helen Mirren
I’m proud of who I am. I am proud of my husband and our marriage.
Pete Buttigieg
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
Douglas William Jerrold
That’s one thing I don’t think people consider nowadays. They want to believe in the importance of marriage, boil it down to just a signature on a legal document. But that’s exactly what it is. If not, why not just get married without one?
Ariel Pink
A beautiful woman is the best investment in marriage a man can make. And anybody who advises otherwise is talking sheer nonsense.
Fred MacMurray
The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.
Anna Quindlen
My marriage to Chasten has made me a better man.
Pete Buttigieg
I’m so in favor of gay marriage that I even married a guy.
Dave Rubin
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest – never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.
Ann Landers
When people get married because they think it’s a long-time love affair, they’ll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
Joseph Campbell
That’s my prescription for a happy marriage – marry someone who doesn’t do anything similar to what you do.
Maxine Kumin
Marriage made more sense when it was indissoluble. It’s the woman trying to cope with the strains of a one-parent family who will suffer most from the relaxation of the divorce laws.
Germaine Greer
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.
H. L. Mencken
God’s word says for a man and a woman to be together, one man and one woman in the covenant of marriage to be together.
Israel Folau
My father and mother were second cousins, though they did not meet till shortly before their marriage.
Patrick White
We are properly ready for marriage when we are strong enough to embrace a life of frustration.
Alain de Botton
Each marriage has to be judged separately, and we never know what’s going on in another person’s marriage.
Mary Wesley
Marriage is a commitment for life. It is a permanent, lifelong relationship.
Dada Vaswani
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Jane Austen
The American people are much more practical than Republican lawmakers on equal pay, on the minimum wage, on same-sex marriage, and on basic civil rights.
Luis Gutierrez
I was 17 when I was forced into marriage. I had no hand in it, and I didn’t even enjoy being with the man. Also, I wanted to study, but no one listened to me. I wanted to move forward in life, it wasn’t a happy situation. Because of some family problems, I had to stick around.
Qandeel Baloch
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
A. P. Herbert
I guess I just feel bad that I’m still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
Laura Kightlinger
Marriage is an institution that existed before governments existed. It’s something that reflects nature and reflects God and God’s will for us. And both from the standpoint of faith and reason it makes all the sense in the world. And it’s beneficial for society.
Rick Santorum
I did commit adultery, if adultery is having a relationship in a marriage with another woman. I learned from that.
Steve Garvey
In my mind, marriage is a spiritual partnership and union in which we willingly give and receive love, create and share intimacy, and open ourselves to be available and accessible to another human being in order to heal, learn and grow.
Iyanla Vanzant
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
My thoughts on gay marriage are that everyone has the right to love and be loved, and that’s the position I take.
Nick Jonas
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
Thomas Love Peacock
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill Cosby
The ever clearer consciousness that love can dispense with marriage, yet marriage cannot dispense with love, is already partially recognized by modern society, by the facility of divorce.
Ellen Key
Provincial governments in Canada have terminated the positions of marriage commissioners who have, for personal religious convictions, not performed same sex marriages. It has happened in Saskatchewan.
Stockwell Day
Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil.
Menander
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
George Gobel
Marriage is an institution and that’s where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson
We can’t destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.
Robin Morgan
Marriage is a team effort. Both of us share that philosophy.
Nick Lachey
A man may do worse than make what the world calls a not wholly happy marriage.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich
The battle going on over gay marriage in America reveals an awful lot. The Bible belt – people hate gay people. Because the Bible tells them? No, the Bible tells them an awful lot of things that they ignore.
Ian Mckellen
I guess because the shows were activist in their own way – the marriage of my public activism and my career activism, you know – people understand me very well. They also understand there’s a very strong bipartisan part in all of this.
Norman Lear
I’m a little skeptical about using the Constitution this way, but I also believe marriage is between a man and a woman and that the courts shouldn’t legislate this matter.
Pete Coors
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office.
Rutherford B. Hayes
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
Voltaire
A lasting relationship isn’t about marriage. It’s about compatibility and communication. And you both need to want it to work.
Goldie Hawn
Finding good partners is the key to success in anything: in business, in marriage and, especially, in investing.
Robert Kiyosaki
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
Marriage ain’t easy, but it’s great most of the time.
Sean Penn
When people say ‘marriage’ to me… It’s always a means to an end. Everyone’s so in a rush to define the relationship.
Lady Gaga
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Marie Osmond
In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.
William Penn
Sooner or later they are going to live in a New York City where gay marriage is not only legal, but it’s common and they don’t even notice.
Anthony Weiner
If the present Mrs. Wogan has a fault – and I must tread carefully here – if she has a fault, this gem in the diadem of womanhood is a hoarder. She never throws anything out. Which may explain the longevity of our marriage.
Terry Wogan
Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.
Samuel Richardson
I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?
Jackie Kennedy
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Joseph Campbell
Fear paralyses you – fear of flying, fear of the future, fear of leaving a rubbish marriage, fear of public speaking, or whatever it is.
Annie Lennox
Even before marriage I used cook delicious dishes for my wife and mother-in-law on Jamai Sasthi.
Kharaj Mukherjee
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn’t know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more – as long as I can eat what I want.
Alan King
Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family – a domestic church.
Pope John Paul II
For working mothers, creating a work-life balance is critical, as we must ensure we do not neglect any significant part of our lives – our children, our family’s health, our own health and fitness, our marriage, and, of course, our careers.
Sonali Bendre
I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage.
Maria Callas
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’m not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who’d owned a lunch box with my picture on it.
Shaun Cassidy
We didn’t know that Mother had gone through a passionate love affair or that Father suffered from severe depression. Mother was preparing to break out of her marriage, Father threatening to take his own life.
Ingmar Bergman
I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not take alimony from him, be on my own, do the right thing.
Linda Evans
In the hands of the ego, marriage is a prison. It is exclusive. It is a place where people are constantly reminded of their failures and limited by the energies of another person. It is rife with judgment and blame.
Marianne Williamson
Marriage was defined by God a long time ago. Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve – one man, one woman for life till death do you part. So I would never attempt to try to redefine marriage. And I don’t think anyone else should either.
Kirk Cameron
People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.
Mary Wesley
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.
Brendan Behan
One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague.
Robert Burton
My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect. My wife is, but I happen to be imperfect. However, that does not discount the fact that the definition of marriage must be defended and protected.
Stockwell Day
To my mind, it is better to have regrets about the good aspects of your former marriage because you were able to work past some of your accumulated resentments than to have no regrets because you had to ratchet up the hostility to get out in the first place.
Stephanie Coontz
Mum worked for a London dressmaker before she married. When she was forced to give up work after her marriage, she carried on dressmaking for people at home.
Vera Lynn
Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
We have this rule in our marriage, there’s no such thing as 50/50. Somebody is always putting in more.
Nadiya Hussain
I don’t see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
Catherine Deneuve
I suffered from a mild case of postpartum depression after my second child and the physical challenge of maintaining an overnight shift at CBS, a marriage, and two in diapers made the symptoms worse and everyone in the house paid the price.
Mika Brzezinski
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan
What I’ve learned about marriage: You need to have each other’s back; you have to be a kind of team going through life.
Tom Petty
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland
There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
Princess Diana
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe
I don’t know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children.
Penelope Cruz
I believe in soul mates, in eternal love. Not eternal marriage.
Rekha
When I was being sold into marriage, it was hard to see a future for myself.
Sonita Alizadeh
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
Gloria Steinem
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Judith Viorst
Marriage can be work, it can be difficult, it can be hard, but I think working through those times makes you stronger as a couple and as a unit.
Brian Littrell
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
Al Goldstein
My own personal, moral, spiritual, religious, etc. beliefs don’t oppose same-gender marriage.
Ed Case
While I believe in marriage as an institution, I am also petrified of it.
Shahid Kapoor
My thinking is lot more different with many actresses in the industry. I don’t understand why people in showbiz put their profession of acting in the back seat after marriage.
Kareena Kapoor Khan
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.
Carnie Wilson
I voted for the Defense of Marriage Act but I do not believe we should institutionalize a form of discrimination against any minority by amending the Constitution.
Ben Nighthorse Campbell
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you’re dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That’s a normal marriage.
Phil McGraw
I believe that the essence of marriage is choosing someone who loves you for who you are, embraces everything about you, and building a life with that person. Whether that life is with children or without children – it’s honestly immaterial to building a life with someone that you love fully.
Aisha Tyler
During last night’s debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
Conan O’Brien
To a shameful extent, the charm of marriage boils down to how unpleasant it is to be alone.
Alain de Botton
Adultery – which is the only grounds for divorce in New York – is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
Allan Sherman
You work on it. You talk about it. You don’t go out looking for greener grass; sometimes you have to water the grass that you have. And that’s what marriage is. Sometimes it can be hard.
Chrishell Stause
If we abandon marriage, we abandon the family.
Michael Enzi
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.
Jon Heder
Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.
Marilyn Monroe
Issues over same-sex marriage and LGBT people in the PCUSA are not new: there is a 40-plus year history of arguments and tacit agreements over the issue of sexuality in the denomination, and the first openly gay minister in the PCUSA was ordained in 2011.
Anthea Butler
I was glad to hear of that determination as I detest the practice of cousins marrying or any marriage between persons in which there can be traced the most distant relationship. I go for the improvement instead of the deterioration of our race.
Ezra Cornell
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
Marriage, in its truest sense, is a partnership of equals, with neither exercising dominion over the other, but, rather, with each encouraging and assisting the other in whatever responsibilities and aspirations he or she might have.
Gordon B. Hinckley
Psychology is much bigger than just medicine, or fixing unhealthy things. It’s about education, work, marriage – it’s even about sports. What I want to do is see psychologists working to help people build strengths in all these domains.
Martin Seligman
Marriage has a unique place because it speaks of an absolute faithfulness, a covenant between radically different persons, male and female; and so it echoes the absolute covenant of God with his chosen, a covenant between radically different partners.
Rowan Williams
Marriage is a wonderful thing.
Patrick McGoohan
I think infidelity is difficult, monogamy is difficult, and marriage is difficult.
Maura Tierney
I like getting married, but I don’t like being married.
Don Adams
Marriage is the most wonderful thing ever.
Kevin Gates
It was the courts, of course, that took away prayer from our schools, that took away Bible reading from our schools. It’s the courts that gave us same-sex marriage. So it is quite a battlefield, and the Supreme Court is the highest court in the land.
Rod Parsley
Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God’s law.
Jerry Falwell
Someone asked me recently if marriage is 50-50 – it averages out to be 50-50, but sometimes it’s 75-25, sometimes it’s 90-10. In the end, it has to average out to be 50-50; that’s how you support each other.
Linda McMahon
Marriage and family are ordained of God. The family is the most important social unit in time and in eternity. Under God’s great plan of happiness, families can be sealed in temples and be prepared to return to dwell in His holy presence forever. That is eternal life!
Russell M. Nelson
The Southern slave would obey God in respect to marriage, and also to the reading and studying of His word. But this, as we have seen, is forbidden him.
Gerrit Smith
Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.
Linda Fiorentino
When my mother had four girls, and she could tell her marriage was falling apart, she went back to college and got her degree in music and education.
Andie MacDowell
Yes, the marriage proposal was shot. Michael excluded the dialogue from the final edit.
Madeleine Stowe
I’m done with men… I’m going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don’t think I’m made for marriage.
Halle Berry
Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.
Warren Beatty
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx
I thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with it. I also kept my belief in marriage.
Jennifer Garner
I loved being in love, I loved my marriage and being married and all that stuff.
Chris Harrison
A word of encouragement from a teacher to a child can change a life. A word of encouragement from a spouse can save a marriage. A word of encouragement from a leader can inspire a person to reach her potential.
John C. Maxwell
Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
Edmond About
I like being independent. I don’t think that marriage means you’re not independent, but right now I’m very comfortable, and I’m probably the happiest I’ve ever been. I feel solid. I feel safe.
Sandra Lee
I am not married anymore. I hate marriage… but it’s okay now.
Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Peter De Vries
A successful marriage requires commitment to teamwork.
Gad Saad
I couldn’t think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I’ve seen it destroy people.
Simon Cowell
You know for many elected officials they all started in the same place. You know marriage is between a man and a woman, but they understand that they are moving inevitably, catching up to the American public.
James McGreevey
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Michel de Montaigne
I was, in the 1960s, in a marriage. To use the word ‘bad’ would be perhaps the understatement of the year. It was dreadful.
Sherwin B. Nuland
My second marriage was to a girl I met in Manchester, kept a long-distance relationship going for two years, then we got married… disaster.
Ian McShane
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce Brothers
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Marriage is survived just on the basis of ordinary etiquette, day in and day out. Also cooking together helps a lot… I’ve seen all these marriages that failed. Those people are always hollering at each other. That doesn’t work.
Jim Harrison
A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.
Queen Victoria
To me, Steve was my Prince Charming. He was my happily ever after, and we got that. We got 14 years of marriage; we had the best, most fantastic, adventurous, wonderful life that you could imagine. And I was very happy with that.
Terri Irwin
The truth is that I’m more afraid of marriage than of death.
Shakira
I don’t believe in the institution of marriage.
Akshaye Khanna
We are talking about someone who has lived. It must be honored in every respect. The fictional can take any kind of channel – according to the actor’s marriage to the character.
Kate Mulgrew
I told my wife that I want to take a three-year break. She supported me and said, ‘Please go ahead.’ I am grateful that she supported me. For me, this romance and understanding is very important in our marriage.
R. Madhavan
I am strongly pro-life, and I am not pro-gay marriage. I believe the issue of marriage must be decided by the states and by the people in the states – not by judges and not even by legislators, but by the people themselves.
Liz Cheney
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
May this marriage be full of laughter, our every day in paradise.
Rumi
I’m a heathen when it comes to marriage.
Greta Scacchi
Even though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death.
Jackie Kennedy
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Alan King
There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.
Millicent Carey McIntosh
Marriage is a great institution.
Elizabeth Taylor
I’d have gone berserk if I hadn’t met Sargam Singh, an actress who soon became my wife. Within a year of our marriage our daughter Ameli was born. Sargam gave up her career to look after me and our daughter.
Abhimanyu Singh
It’s a facet of the gay rights movement that people don’t think about enough. Why suddenly marriage equality? Because it wasn’t until 1981 that the court struck down Louisiana’s ‘head and master rule,’ that the husband was head and master of the house.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull
When I got political that blew our marriage out of the water. I was not the same person and I admit that.
Michael Moriarty
Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth.
Judith Wright
Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.
John Updike
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Riding a bicycle is the summit of human endeavour – an almost neutral environmental effect coupled with the ability to travel substantial distances without disturbing anybody. The bike is the perfect marriage of technology and human energy.
Jeremy Corbyn
There was never a point in my life where I gave up. My marriage, as you know, fell apart.
Deidre Hall
Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body’s cells have been replaced, you’re meant to experience that seven-year itch.
Yoko Ono
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Sydney J. Harris
People say, ‘What’s the secret to a marriage?’ There’s no secret – I think you get lucky.
Steve Carell
I believe that marriage is an important part of life. So when it happens, I will definitely let the whole world know.
Anushka Shetty
I refused David Letterman’s proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.
Teri Garr
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
My greatest concern is that Mitt Romney seldom addresses the social issues publicly… I’m referring to the sanctity of human life, the traditional definition of marriage, and religious liberty.
James Dobson
Even when I was a kid, I was never interested in any of that marriage or baby stuff.
Jane Fallon
The facts are plain: Religious leaders who preside over marriage ceremonies must and will be guided by what they believe. If they do not wish to celebrate marriages for same-sex couples, that is their right. The Supreme Court says so. And the Charter says so.
Paul Martin
I have a very intense marriage.
James Ellroy
Ultimately, I believe the only secret to a happy marriage is choosing the right person. Life is a series of choices, right?
Michelle Pfeiffer
Most of these alternative arrangements, so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages, not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage.
Christopher Lasch
Having federal officials, whether judges, bureaucrats, or congressmen, impose a new definition of marriage on the people is an act of social engineering profoundly hostile to liberty.
Ron Paul
Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.
Edwin Louis Cole
I’m extremely fascinated by marriage. I want to study marriage. I want to learn about it. I want to know it. I want to figure out whether or not I want to do it. I’m not just going to leap into it, because that’s not good for anybody.
Adam Levine
I think marriage is a beautiful thing. I’m still a supporter of it.
Nas
I firmly believe in marriage. It’s a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you’re thinking about divorce. You shouldn’t get married.
Seth Green
You have to want to be married to someone. You have to feel that reciprocated. Marriage for marriage’s sake doesn’t make any sense to me, and I found someone with whom I could put my money where my mouth is, I guess.
Anne Hathaway
Gay marriage is the last bastion of, to me… as a legal, ceremonial, sentimental and religious side, it’s one of the last steps. Retaining your job being one of the earlier steps, like, not getting kicked out of your job because you’re gay.
Gus Van Sant
Marriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously.
Bono
There comes a crossroads in every marriage where you grow together or grow apart. I outgrew Len. He wanted me to be in that leather jumpsuit for the rest of my life and do nothing else. He constrained me. It got to a point where the marriage died or I did.
Suzi Quatro
If I get married, I think I’d pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow.
Anna Held
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby
While I am impulsive in many areas of my life, marriage is not one of them.
Neil Strauss
It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.
Guy de Maupassant
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton
My grandmother was energetic and fearless – a talented poet and songwriter. She was also interested in chemistry and history and medicine, taking care of the people in her hacienda in Mexico, delivering babies. She could have become anything, but this was the 1930s, and she was forced into an arranged marriage.
Salma Hayek
There are four stages in a marriage. First there’s the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
Norman Mailer
One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague.
Robert Burton
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.
Honore de Balzac
OK, no marriage is perfect.
Cynthia Bailey
No Congress ever has seen fit to amend the Constitution to address any issue related to marriage. No Constitutional Amendment was needed to ban polygamy or bigamy, nor was a Constitutional Amendment needed to set a uniform age of majority to ban child marriages.
Judy Biggert
Pink Floyd is like a marriage that’s on a permanent trial separation.
Rick Wright
I won’t have a traditional marriage; I don’t find the value in that anymore. But I am such a hopeless romantic and I really want love and I want a committed relationship, so I am going to reinvent marriage for myself.
Halle Berry
A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
Chris Rock
Marriage is not all rainbows and butterflies; you have to give in to your partner’s whims every now and then, and that’s a two-way street.
Asha Parekh
I’ve yet to be on a campus where most women weren’t worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I’ve yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Gloria Steinem
Traditional marriage between a man and a woman has been a cornerstone of our society for generations. If we are going to change that, it ought to be done by the will of the people.
Steve Chabot
In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.
Iris Murdoch
When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity.
Robert Anton Wilson
What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many?
Angela Carter
Marriage has given me a little family of my own. We hold each other accountable, love each other, and always are there for each other. I feel more balanced now because I know what it’s like to care for others.
Ayesha Curry
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
Dennis Miller
Marriage is the tomb of love.
Giacomo Casanova
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
William Congreve
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
Neil Simon
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
George Bernard Shaw
You will often be in despair. You will sometimes think it’s the worst decision in your life. That’s fine. That’s not a sign your marriage has gone wrong. It’s a sign that it’s normal; it’s on track. And many of the hopes that took you into the marriage will have to die in order for the marriage to continue.
Alain de Botton
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
George Eliot
A hundred years ago, if you had a child out of marriage, you’d be a social disgrace. Today women feel comfortable enough economically and culturally to bring up a child without a recognized commitment from a man.
Helen Fisher
Somebody who has been in a very bad wreck is going to be very conscientious about not speeding through a yellow light… You just learn so many good lessons when you go through a failed marriage.
Amy Grant
I am not into marriage. You look at all the marriages breaking down and all the people cheating on their marriages, and you become cynical. Marriage is nothing but a label.
Nargis Fakhri
I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.
Connie Willis
I’m also interested in the modern suggestion that you can have a combination of love and sex in a marriage – which no previous society has ever believed.
Alain de Botton
During the periods in my marriage when I chose to stay home with my kids rather than work as an attorney, it caused me no end of anxiety. Despite the fact that I knew I was contributing to our family by caring for our children, I still felt that my worth was less because I wasn’t earning.
Ayelet Waldman
The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.
Harold Nicolson
It’s not easy to walk out on a marriage and two young kids, and it’s the most difficult thing I’ve ever had to do.
Bob Hoskins
I like marriage. The idea.
Toni Morrison
The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.
Harriet Martineau
Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.
Jeremy Taylor
Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.
Groucho Marx
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
Bob Newhart
I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage.
Corrine Brown
Long-term relationships are an everyday choice. It’s harder to be in a marriage than it is to bounce from one relationship to the next.
Pink
The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we’d 100% be getting divorced.
Romesh Ranganathan
Spanglish is the encounter: perhaps the word is marriage or divorce of English and Spanish, but also of Anglo and Hispanic civilizations – not only in the United States but in the entire continent and, perhaps, also in Spain.
Ilan Stavans
I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn’t have to get one.
James Carville
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland
The truth was, there were four partners in our marriage. Stephen and me, motor neurone disease, and physics. If you took out motor neurone disease, you are still left with physics.
Jane Hawking
Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or ‘the ability to vote with your feet.’ If you don’t support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol – don’t come to Texas. If you don’t like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, don’t move to California.
Rick Perry
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
George Jessel
A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh.
Tori Amos
What makes ‘The Marriage of Souls’ such a wonderful book is Collins’s intricate reconstruction of the late eighteenth-century world. Simplicity and philosophy are the hallmarks of eighteenth-century art and architecture. The classically pure lines look deceptively simple and unburdened by heavy symbolism or imagery.
Amanda Foreman
We need uniform protection of traditional marriage. You can’t have different definitions on something as fundamental as marriage. The Marriage Protection Amendment is the only solution to this problem.
Ernest Istook
I’m not eager to jump into marriage again. I’m in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.
Lisa Marie Presley
Gay rights is just a matter of time. Look at the polls. Worrying about gay marriage, let alone gay civil unions or gay employment rights, is a middle-age issue. Young people just can’t see the problem. At worst, gays are going to win this one just by waiting until the opposition dies off.
Gail Collins
The secret to a long marriage in the film industry? Marry someone wonderful, as I did. And always have her come along on location.
Christopher Lee
I respect the fact that many denominations have different points of view with respect to gay marriage and they can hold that in the sanctity in the place of their religion and not bless them or solemnize them.
Colin Powell
It’s not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
Euripides
Be it career or marriage, spirituality helps you believe in yourself.
Mumtaz
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
I don’t believe what I do outside my profession is anybody’s’ business. And that includes a personal thing like pregnancy or even marriage.
Sushmita Sen
Most people like to read about intrigue and spies. I hope to provide a metaphor for the average reader’s daily life. Most of us live in a slightly conspiratorial relationship with our employer and perhaps with our marriage.
John le Carre
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Robert Anderson
Marriage is a sacrament, and the decision of what is a sacrament lies with the Church, not with Parliament.
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others!
William Hazlitt
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
Marriage is not simply a romantic union between two people; it’s also a political and economic contract of the highest order.
Elizabeth Gilbert
What do you think will happen in a forced marriage? With an uneducated man, an animal. What would I say, that I am already married? Why would I say it? I never accepted him as my husband in my heart or mind. How I spent a year and a half with him, only I know. And I only did it because of the child.
Qandeel Baloch
Usually, the fairy tale ends with the girl marrying the prince. But mine started as soon as the marriage was over.
Diane von Furstenberg
The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.
Denis Diderot
Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least two official objections to his public statements along with expensive hearings before the Alberta Human Rights Commission for expressing his biblical views on same sex marriage.
Stockwell Day
Marriage is a core institution of societies throughout the world and throughout history. It’s something that has provided permanence and stability for our very social structure.
David Vitter
When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.
Kevin Hart
I’ve always been clear, I support the traditional definition of marriage.
Stephen Harper
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage.
Adam Davidson
Marriage is a gamble, let’s be honest.
Yoko Ono
French novels generally treat of the relations of women to the world and to lovers, after marriage; consequently there is a great deal in French novels about adultery, about improper relations between the sexes, about many things which the English public would not allow.
Lafcadio Hearn
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
Anything outside marriage seems like freedom and excitement.
Jeanette Winterson
It’s not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.
David Byrne
The first condition of marriage between a man and a woman is that both must belong to each other totally.
Munshi Premchand
Marriage is a dialogue. But in any meaningful relationship, we should be honest, whether it is about having an affair or a fling.
Anupama Parameswaran
Cross-cultural marriage is difficult, especially when one person has to live in another country. But I thought there was a very good chance of it working because people grow together if they have a common passion.
Imran Khan
For me, personally, marriage is a man and a woman living together.
Angela Merkel
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma Goldman
Marriage is the hardest work you’re ever going to do.
Julie Andrews
I have to be asked, I guess, but I love the idea of marriage. I think it’s beautiful. I’m such a romantic, and I always have been.
Portia de Rossi
If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There’s plenty of time for that after marriage.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
Samuel Butler
Gay marriage is going to happen. It must.
Lady Gaga
I’ve always had bizarre, negative feelings about anything traditional, like marriage and family. I never thought something like that worked.
Gerard Way
A marriage doesn’t have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
Jessica Simpson
Whether people choose to have same sex relationships or relationships outside the marriage – whatever happens between two consenting adults should be purely their business, not the state’s or the society’s.
Kabir Bedi
Marriage is amazing.
Jenny Mollen
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
As my marriage was slowly dissolving into silent meals and awkward nights of avoiding conversation, I started pondering an unmarried future and wondered if I’d ever be able to hack being single again.
Emily V. Gordon
Marriage is absolutely not something I’m scared of, but it isn’t necessarily the be-all and end-all.
James William Middleton
If women will not accept marriage with subjection, nor men proffer it without, there is, there can be, no alternative. The women who will not be ruled must live without marriage. And during this transition period… single women make comfortable and attractive homes for themselves.
Susan B. Anthony
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
Hesiod
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Beverley Nichols
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does.
Phil McGraw
Marriage is something I’d recommend everyone to try, if you find the right person, of course.
Vidya Balan
Gay marriage has jumped out of the closet on to the front page. Everyone from the president of the U.S. to retired four-star general Colin Powell is embracing the issue, now supported by most Americans. Still, a few people, like former First Lady Laura Bush appear to be conflicted.
Kitty Kelley
Gay marriage will be universally accepted in time. But if I may be so bold as to say to gays and lesbians, don’t wait for that time to arrive. Just as my father and his generation did not ‘wait’ for their civil rights, nor should you. The toothpaste ain’t going back in the tube. The tide has turned.
John Ridley
It was not a healthy marriage for long time. It was never about another man, it was about what my and Dennis’s relationship could not sustain.
Meg Ryan
Rituals, anthropologists will tell us, are about transformation. The rituals we use for marriage, baptism or inaugurating a president are as elaborate as they are because we associate the ritual with a major life passage, the crossing of a critical threshold, or in other words, with transformation.
Abraham Verghese
The argument that gay marriage doesn’t affect straight marriages is a ridiculous red herring: Gay marriage affects society and law in dramatic ways. Religious groups will come under direct assault as federal and state governments move to strip them of their non-profit statuses if they refuse to perform gay marriages.
Ben Shapiro
In Hungary, if homosexuals would like to live together, they can do so under the civil code. But what we call marriage is exclusively for one man and one woman. We are a Christian country. That’s a historical fact.
Viktor Orban
The writing partnership is a good collaboration for the same reason the marriage works, which is two people who can stand alone choosing to stand together.
Ann Maxwell
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Jim Samuels
It’s nice to be able to work; I’d love to be able to do another TV show I could do in Chicago so I could live and work in the same place. It’s hard being a parent and being in a good marriage, and it all takes a lot of work, but if you’re not there you can’t do any of it.
Joan Cusack
I always thought that marriage needs to happen at the right time, for the right reasons, and with the right person.
Urmila Matondkar
As you are not yet married, and as marriage is the fundamental state of life as well as the unity of the commonwealth, make up your mind whether you are called to this state. If you make up your mind to marry, do not marry merely a good wife: marry a good mother to your children.
Vincent McNabb
If someone talks about union, fidelity, a monogamous relationship, love, blessing; I would say it sounds like marriage to me. And blessing, you see, I think is undermining our sacrament of marriage.
George Carey
Life is too short to exclude experiences. And that includes marriage.
Antara Mali
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
I love marriage. I think it’s a wonderful institution and it’s the most important decision you make.
Isla Fisher
I never thought I’d spend all my life with Gary. I suppose I was quite cynical about marriage. But with Jude, I knew right from the beginning: there was an electricity I’d never felt before. It was so easy, we talked for hours. It was a relief, really.
Sadie Frost
There is a kind of woman who is economically powerful, professionally powerful, who threatens a white male grip on power that has a long historic precedent in the country. Independent women living outside of marriage threaten all kinds of things about the way power is supposed to work.
Rebecca Traister
I’m not that big a fan of marriage as an institution and I don’t know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings.
Marisa Tomei
The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees.
Demi Moore
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara De Angelis
Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
Washington Irving
Whether it be a matter of personal relations within a marriage or political initiatives within a peace process, there is no sure-fire do-it-yourself kit.
Seamus Heaney
Marriage is a mystery, and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
Aisha Tyler
The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don’t find very often, then that is what love is all about.
Bruce Forsyth
It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic – another joke marriage.
Sophia Bush
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
Katharine Hepburn
Well I don’t know that I’m okay any more than anyone else is okay, I lead a happy life and a very full one – I have a happy marriage and my kids are all cheerful, and no one is finding fault with me, personally.
L. Ron Hubbard
I never looked at my parents’ marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, ‘I gotta get me some of that!’
Mike Birbiglia