We’ve sourced some of the most interesting and thought-provoking Five-Year-Old Quotes from Jenny Eclair, Jonathan Bennett, Keir Starmer, Tom Hodgkinson, Eden Hazard. Each of the following quotes is overflowing with creativity, and knowledge.
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
I can talk to anybody but when it comes to somebody that I like, then I turn into like this five-year-old kindergartener in a sandbox.
Our five-year-old son thinks I ought to work in the local bookshop, and I can see the appeal of that.
To me there is no more depressing sight than a five-year-old staring at a screen, unsmiling, mouse in hand. Besides whatever dreadful things this prolonged exposure to screens is doing to their brains, computer games tend to be solitary affairs, and produce little laughter.
I played without fear. I’ve done that since I first kicked a ball in my back garden as a five-year-old, whether it’s been my first game, my 100th game, or my 500th game.
I originally got into this because of a five-year-old’s begrudgery of his teacher. Mrs. Lawlor cast me as a tree, and I was disgusted. I was sure I had more to offer than that. It was like, ‘OK, if you want me to be set dressing, fine, I’ll take it on the chin but I’ll show you – I’m going to be a big actor some day.’
It’s certainly not easy having to spend a lot of time apart, and having a five-year-old child who’s got to be at school. So we need to learn how to organize our time really well because for months we will be in two different countries.
In places where people read hardcover books and eat sushi, they’re not signing a five-year-old up to tackle another five-year-old.
Listening to A. R. Rahman as a five-year-old opened my mind to a whole new set of creative dimensions.
The older you get, the less likely you are to order pancakes for breakfast. That’s probably a good thing. There is nothing less healthyish for an adult, or more appealing to a five-year-old, than a syrup-drenched stack of refined flour, butter, and eggs.
Slobodan Milosevic was just as smart as a five-year-old. Five-year-olds have an uncanny way of getting into your psyche, your self-esteem.
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old.
I decided I wanted to be a musician when I saw the movie ‘Amadeus’ around 1987. I was five years old, so it was a good time to start piano lessons after seeing Tom Hulce who played Mozart play the harpsichord on his back with his hands crossed. Such a great movie to inspire a five-year-old.
I dated this guy who literally would never eat a single vegetable. I was like, ‘This is terrible. You eat like a five-year-old.’
In 2012, a five-year-old girl in Shandong province described to me how ten officials had chased her six-months-pregnant mother through the fields to prevent the birth of the family’s second child, a boy. She died during the procedure.
I saw ‘Seinfeld’ on TV and told my mum that would be something cool to try one day, and she was like, OK, ‘Here is a five-year-old telling me what they want to when they grow up’ sort of thing, and what would they know, right!
I’m definitely lucky to have been included in some of the perks of my brother’s connections in the fashion world. It’s helpful considering I’m still like a five-year-old when it comes to shopping.
I’ve been travelling, returning home for promotional appearances, and juggling it all with being the mother of a five-year-old.
